About

My name is Tim. I am an old coot with a wife and two adult kids. I love that sometimes during the year, mostly in winter, I look similar to Santa Claus.

Why should you care? You shouldn’t. Only the reasons that this website exists should concern you. I only wanted to build this site because I have a beard that could pop a balloon, and my skin, which I have more skin in the game than most, is sometimes flaky and itchy.

If you have flaky itchy skin and beard, first check with your Doctor. It may be a health and/or a diet issue and I don’t want to even think about going there. I’m no doctor, but I have skin and a beard.

Thanks for checking in. I hope that you enjoy our blog.

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